Sunday, 14 June 2009

DRAMA NEXT DOOR -- PART2

MAN NEEDS PEP TALK. Having already discussed this superdog in part one, I now focus on its owner. Notice his countenance. Even in this picture you can see that he (lets call him Art) is miserable. I listened----understood---( he feels lonesome, inept, meaningless, adrift)---and when he was talked out----told him exactly what he needed to hear:

1. That living on the road takes some getting used to. ("do it 6 weeks and it will become a lifestyle" Kerouac)

2. Once mastered, it is ecstatic and even addictive.

3. Experience is accelerated, perspectives broadened, senses heightened, emotions deepened.
....."With relaxed intent we slice through events
Like the edge of a fast moving knife;
So we "road pioneers" live three hundred years
In the span of a single life."......

4. A million full-time RVers are now "on the road". Most are friendly, helpful.

5. And millions of free camping places are waiting to be enjoyed.

6. 100,000 of us gather at Quartzsite, Az each Jan and Feb for a grand festival.

7. THE SLABS near Niland, Ca is open to all----the only permanent free campground in America

8. Solar Panels and deep cycle batteries can power our lifestyle--TV, radio, lights, power tools.

9. Water, trash cans, dump stations, mail forwarding services and propane dispensers are everywhere and cheap.

10. New electronic gadgets (phone and internet devices) connect us to the whole world.

11. $400 a month (carefully spent) will sustain the mobile lifestyle.

12 Delorme detailed maps show the free camping areas.

13. RV organizations like the WINs, Escapees and LOWs connect us full timers so that we never need be lonely or friendless.

14. COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS ART---YOU ARE LIVING THE DREAM.

When I finished---tears appeared and he said: "God sent you to me."
I replied: " I felt the same way when a very nice fellow told this to me. Pass it on Art."

Friday, 12 June 2009

TWO GREAT DRAMAS--RIGHT NEXT DOOR

I hope to prove that drama is all around us.
I woke yesterday to find an eerie face peering at me from the front seat of this vintage camper. I waited---sensing a good story.
The guy comes out---I engage---inquire--he gets the dog out for me. Look carefully at it. Do you notice anything pulling at your mind? I did.

Look again! Can you guess its secret? Something is very different about this dog. It is half coyote and it is a SUPER DOG, the offspring of a female pet impregnated by a wild coyote. I remembered a sheep rancher telling me that in sheep country stray dogs are shot on sight because when a mating occurs with a coyote, the offspring are super coyotes, smarter, bolder, more dangerous. The owner told me enough tales about this dog, its clever clever ways, incredible alertness and stamina, to convince me that the THEORY OF HYBRID VIGOR is true. In summary it says that the offspring of matings between members of genetically distinct populations is more vigorus than either parent. Google this theory if you're curious to know more. Its official name is HETEROSIS, and scientist have long known about it. The current thinking is that a healthy stirring of genes is the cause. Almost all corn in America is hybridized--for this reason. AND IT WORKS WITH HUMANS TOO. I believe it explains why the National Basketball Association is so predominately black. Gene mixing has produced better physical specimens. How long since we had a white world heavyweight champion?
Do you see the ironic drama here? Hitler and the race purity people were dead wrong. MIXING
DOES NOT DEGRADE, IT INVIGORATES . Cultures that inbreed heavily create genetic downsides. Read about studies done among the Amish. This discovery should end racism. And P.S. Y'all can thank us southerners for the gene stirring---I tried to do my part.

The second drama involved the owner. Notice his countenance. The story deserves its own blog however so I'll save it for later.








Wednesday, 10 June 2009

WHAT'S BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR?

WAL-MART'S SHERWOOD FOREST

Whenever a Wal-Mart store adjoins a patch of woods, I'm motivated to see what's in there. Having investigated many, I'll do one more this morning at Coos Bay, Or.

I walk the wall of foliage searching for a "Green Door."


Ah, there it is! Do you see it? The "merry men" who use it step lightly here to conceal, but I see the beginnings of a hideout trail.

Once through the green door, they make good trails.

I penetrate carefully, 50 yards or so until:

I see this rake---a sure sign of a sylvan domicile---I know I'm close.

Bingo! a homeless camp--luckily unoccupied. I check it out, letting it speak to me.
One thing it says is big fellow--size 11 or better
I followed this curious trail of oatmeal, deducing that a neighbor came borrowing with a leaky bag. Did you flash on Hansel and Gretel?
It led to an apparant dead end. But I know better! Can you see the hidden camp?
Push through another "green door" and there it is--a sleeping spot--with a grill?
100 yards away I found this one. That's enough--I've got the picture. Would have enjoyed engaging the outlaws.

I do not think this is dreadful---just adaptive. The day will come when we as a society will ask ourselves a truly relevant question: What can we afford to give away?--no questions asked--(because questions asked---MEANS TESTING is super expensive --AND ineffective) just because in some sense we are all in it (life) together. How about salt? (a necessity) but so cheap we can afford to give everyone enough. How about water? Well yes, we can afford that too. How about clothing? Well yes, the thrift store kind. No one need be naked or even cold. How about food?
Well yes, we can afford to give anyone the basic calories. How about Shelter? AAAHHH, THERE'S THE RUB. We really cannot afford to give everybody a house. But we could and should give everyone who needs one, a tent and a place to put it. I wish those in the rescue business would ask the question as simply as I have. Live in a tent awhile and many will decide they want a "better" life and may go to work; some won't. ( Too many people are working as is---but that's another blog.)
ENOUGH! --- with down and outers. I'm ready for a new focus! I alert my readers that I'm going to try and make a fantasy come true. It's a strange fantasy and I will give you a clue. Google and read the poem: "The Man Flammonde by Edward Arlington Robinson. I intend to pick a small town in Oregon and do a Flammonde thing.

Monday, 8 June 2009

Symbian: Evolving toward open

It's fascinating to watch the evolution as Symbian remakes itself from a traditional OS company into an open-source foundation. They've made enormous organizational changes (most of the management team is new), but the biggest change of all seems to be in mindset. A nonprofit foundation has a very different set of motivations and priorities than an OS corporation does. I get the feeling that the Symbian folks are still figuring out what that means. It's an interesting case study, but also a good example for companies looking to work with open source.

Symbian recently held a dinner with developers and bloggers in Silicon Valley, and I got to see some of those differences in action.

The first difference was the dinner itself. About six months ago, Symbian and Nokia held a conference and blogger dinner in San Francisco (link). It was interesting but pretty standard -- a day of presentations, followed by dinner at a large, long table at which Symbian and Nokia employees talked to us about what they're doing and how excited they are. The emphasis was on them informing us.

The recent dinner was structured very differently. The attendees were mostly developers rather than bloggers, and we were seated at smaller, circular tables that made conversation easier. They talked about their plans at the start, but most of the evening was devoted to asking our opinions, and they had a note-taker at each table. This had the effect of not just collecting feedback from us, but forcing us to notice that they were listening. That's important to any company, but it is critical to a nonprofit foundation that relies on others to do its OS programming. And it's essential for a company like Symbian, which has been ignored by most Silicon Valley developers.

So that's the first lesson about open source. The task of marketing is no longer to convince people how smart you are, it's to convince people how wonderful you are to work with. Instead of you as a performer and developers as the audience, the situation is flipped -- the developers are the center of attention and you're their most ardent fan.

It's an interesting contrast to Apple's relationship with developers, isn't it? It'll be fun to see how this evolves over time.

Here are my notes on the subjects Symbian discussed with us, along with some comments from me:


It takes time

Symbian said its goal is to have a lot of developers on the platform and making money, but that can't be achieved in three months. "In three years time," is what I wrote in my notes. That is simultaneously very honest and a little scary. It's honest because a foundation with its limited resources, working through phone companies with 24 month release cycles, simply can't make anything happen quickly. It's scary because competitors like Apple and RIM have so much momentum, and can act quickly. Still, in the current overused catchphrase of sports broadcasting, is what it is. An open-source company, based on trust, simply cannot afford to risk that trust by hyping or overpromising.

Speaking of Apple and RIM, Symbian made clear that it considers its adversary to be single-company ecosystems like Apple, RIM, and Microsoft. I didn't think to ask if Nokia's Ovi fits in that category, but that probably wouldn't have been a polite question anyway. Symbian also took some swipes at Google, citing the "lock in" deals they have supposedly made with some operators.

You get the feeling that Symbian is intensely annoyed by Google. It's one thing for a mobile phone newcomer like Apple to create a successful device; it's quite another for an Internet company to step into the OS business and take away Motorola as a Symbian licensee. I think one of Symbian's arguments against Android is going to be that Symbian is more properly and thoroughly open.

The question is whether anyone cares about that. Although the details of open source governance are intensely important to the community of free software advocates, I think that for most developers and handset companies the only "open" that they care about translates as, "open to me making a lot of money without someone else getting in the way." Thus the success of the Apple Store, even though Apple is one of the most proprietary companies in computing. Symbian's measure of success with developers will be whether it can help them get rich -- and I think the company knows that.


Licensees and devices

One step in helping developers make money is to get more devices with Symbian OS on them. Symbian said phones are coming from Chinese network equipment conglomerates Huawei and ZTE. They also said non- phone devices are in the works.

Licensees will be especially important if Nokia, as rumored, creates a line of phones based on its Maemo Linux platform. Lately some industry people I trust have talked about those phones as a sure thing rather than speculation, and analyst Richard Windsor is predicting big challenges for Symbian as a result:

"It seems that the clock is ticking for Symbian as technological limitations could lead to it being replaced in some high-end devices.... I suspect that the reality is that Symbian is not good enough for some of the functionality Nokia has planned over the medium term leaving Nokia with no choice but to move on."
Source: Richard Windsor, Industry Specialist, Nomura Securities

David Wood at Symbian responded that people should view Maemo as just Nokia's insurance in case something goes wrong with Symbian (link). But the point remains that Nokia is Symbian's main backer today. That is a strength, but also a big vulnerability. If Symbian wants developers to invest in it, I think it needs to demonstrate the ability to attract a more diverse set of strong supporters.


App Store envy

Another way to help developers is to, well, help them directly. Symbian said it's planning something tentatively called "Symbian Arena," in which it will select 100 Symbian applications to be featured in the application stores on Symbian phones. Symbian will promote the applications and perform other functions equivalent to a book publisher, including possibly giving the app author an advance on royalties.

The first five applications will be chosen by July, and featured on at least three Symbian smartphones (the Nokia N97, and phones from Samsung and Sony Ericsson).

The most interesting aspect of the program is that Symbian said its goal is to take no cut at all from app revenue for its services. Obviously that means the program can't scale to thousands of applications -- Symbian can't afford it. They said they'd like to evolve it into a much broader program in which they would provide publishing services for thousands of apps at cost. My guess is they could push the revenue cut down to well under 10% in that case, compared to the 30% Apple takes today.

It isn't clear to me if Symbian will produce the applications store itself, or work through others, or both. If it works through other stores, those stores might take a revenue cut of their own. But still, from a developer point of view it's nice to see an OS vendor trying to lower the cost of business for creating apps.

It's been interesting to see how many of the Palm Pre reviews this week have said that the iPhone application base is the main reason to prefer an iPhone over a Pre. I'm not sure how much purchase influence apps actually have -- at Palm, we had ten times the applications of Pocket PC, but they didn't seem to do anything for our sales. (On the other hand, Palm never had the wisdom and courage to advertise its apps base the way Apple has.)

--"Compared to the iPhone, the real missing pieces are those thousands of applications available on the App Store." Wired
--"Developer courting still seems like an area where Palm needs work. They've got a great OS to work with, but they have yet to really extend a hand to a wide selection of developers or help explain how working in webOS will be beneficial to their business. The platform is nothing without the support of creative and active partners." Engadget
--"The Pre's biggest disadvantage is its app store, the App Catalog. At launch, it has only about a dozen apps, compared with over 40,000 for the iPhone, and thousands each for the G1 and the modern BlackBerry models....It is thoughtfully designed, works well and could give the iPhone and BlackBerry strong competition -- but only if it fixes its app store and can attract third-party developers." Walt Mossberg

Anyway, if applications are the new competitive frontier between smart phones, mobile OS vendors should be competing to see who can do the most to improve life for developers. This is another area where Symbian's motives, as a foundation, differ from a traditional OS company. If you're trying to make money from an OS, harvesting some revenue from developers make sense. But as a nonprofit foundation, draining the revenue streams from your competitors is one of your best competitive weapons. Symbian has little reason to try to make a profit from developers, and a lot of reasons not to.


Driving Web standards

That idea came up again when we talked about web applications for mobile. As I've said before, I think the most valuable thing that could happen for mobile developers would be the creation of a universal runtime layer for mobile web apps -- software that would let them write an app once, host it online, and run it unmodified on any mobile OS. No commercial OS companies want to support that because it would commoditize their businesses and drain their revenues. But if Symbian's primary weapon is to remove revenue from other OS companies, a universal Web runtime might be the best way to do it. I asked them about this, and they said they're planning to use web standards in the OS "like Pre," and said they're interested in supporting universal web runtimes.

I'm intensely interested in seeing how the runtime situation develops. I think Symbian and Google are the only major mobile players with an interest in making it work, and Google so far hasn't been an effective leader in that space. I think Symbian might be able to pull it off, and become a major player in the rise of the metaplatform. But it'll take an active effort by them, such as choosing a runtime, building it into every copy Symbian OS, and making it available for other platforms. Passive endorsement of something is not enough to make a difference.


Other tidbits

Symbian said it's going to "radically simplify" the Symbian Signed app certification program, which may be very welcome news to developers, depending on the details. Many developers today complain bitterly about the cost and inconvenience of the signing program, and unless it's fixed it'll outweigh any of the benefits from Symbian Arena.

The QT software layer that Nokia bought as part of its Trolltech acquisition will be built into Symbian OS in the second half of 2010. I had been wondering if it would be an option or a standard part of the OS; apparently it'll be a standard.

Symbian plans to bring its developer conference to San Francisco in 2010, after which it will rotate to various locations around the world. This is part of an effort to increase Symbian's visibility in the US market. The company is creating a large office here, including two members of its exec staff. That makes sense for recruiting web developers, but it will be hard for the company to have a big impact in the US unless it gets a licensee who can market effectively here. In that vein, it must have been frustrating for everyone involved when Nokia announced the shipment of the N97 and it came in a distant third in coverage in the US (after the Palm Pre and the iPhone rumors).


What it all means

There are a lot of things that could kill the Symbian experiment:
--Nokia could decommit from the OS (or just waver long enough that developers lose faith).
--Symbian licensees could fail to produce interesting devices that keep pace with Apples, RIMs, and Palms of the world.
--Android could eat up all the attention of open source developers, leaving Symbian to wither technologically.
--The market might evolve faster than a foundation yoked to handset companies can adjust.

But still the Symbian foundation is worth watching. It has a different set of goals than every other mobile OS company out there, goals that potentially can align more closely with the interests of third party developers. It's still up to Symbian to deliver on that potential, but the company has an opportunity to challenge the mobile market in ways that it couldn't as a traditional company.

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Prof. Joel West of San Jose State was also at the Symbian meeting and posted some interesting comments about it. You can read them here.

Full disclosure: My employer, Rubicon Consulting, did a consulting project for Symbian a year ago. None of the analysis conducted in that project was used in this post. We currently have no ongoing, or planned, business relationship with Symbian.

Sunday, 7 June 2009

THE CAUSE AND CURE FOR WRETCHEDNESS

MORE REFLECTION ON SOCIAL CASUALTIES This is the lady and the experience that set me thinking. Here is a picture of wretchedness.

She is (needlessly) ----UNCLEAN, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNSIGHTLY, UNWELCOME, UNCONNECTED AND UNABLE TO EARN A LIVING---

On the upside, she is HARMLESS, FREE, MOBILE, FUNCTIONAL, AUTONOMOUS. A PLAYER IN THE COSMIC DRAMA, ENJOYING SMALL PLEASURES, PURSUING SMALL ASPIRATIONS AND SHE COST US ONLY $20 A DAY.

The challenge for our society is how to get rid of the downside wretchedness without infringing on the upside freedoms. (fair warning: I am about to rage against both liberals and conservatives-----and offer my own quaint solution)

Needing more data, I went interviewing several other "casualties". This is Joshua age 27 and Rose age 18. I paid for this info: They live in a nearby patch of woods, pitching their tent nightly. He is a carpenter but has not worked in years BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO AND DOESN'T NEED TO. He collects about $30 a day panhandling. Rose collects $600 dollars a month SSI but her mother doles it out at $150 a week. Despite a combined income exceeding $1000, they live in wretchedness.
Now consider this: My trailer sits beside the lovely Rogue River, where I camped for 2 days in splendid comfort, enjoying TV, radio, internet access and cell phone conversations with my friends, YET I SPEND LESS THAN EITHER OF THOSE LIVING IN WRETCHEDNESS.

The words of Henry David Thoreau reverbrate in my brain:" THE CAUSE OF MOST WRETCHEDNESS IS NOT SO MUCH A LACK OF MONEY AS LACK OF IMAGINATION!"

Someday I may challenge myself to live among the bums to demonstrate that a cozy and interesting life can be had even there. I'm confident I could build a comfortable house of cardboard in some hidden nook, make it waterproof, furnish it with all the goodies and assemble a circle of friends to relate with.

My contempt for do-gooder liberalism is that their rescue visions are too expensive, lack imagination, infringe on liberties and foster infantilism, deceit and waste. (learn about the enormously costly welfare hotels in San Francisco---Cess pools of humanity)

My rage againt hard assed, self righteous conservatives and libertarians is that their vision is too small and ideologically driven. ("every person for themselves" is their dogma) They would let this woman die by the roadside or put her in the modern equivalent of a workhouse)
What we actually do is give her $600 a month and turn her loose to run her life. All in all a fairly humane solution.
What would lift her from her immediate wretchedness is A BETTER CART for her stuff', A NICE TRAIL TO PULL IT ON, AND A NICE CAMPGROUND TO SETTLE IN (with water and other campers likely there)
Here's my (inexpensive) vision for dealing humanely with the approximately 1% of Americans who cannot or will not play the mainstream social game.
I would first, mandate a national minimum income of $7,200 a year .(indexed for inflation and using biometric identification to prevent cheating) Liberals think you cannot have a decent life on that amount. They are mistaken. Conservatives demand (super expensive) means testing to assure elgibility for payment. A national minimum income would dispense with all that expensive bureauracracy saving tons of money. Those who want a more expensive lifestyle--work for it--LET CAPITALISM REIGN. (accumulate billions--live like a king---but when you die---we (society) will take a healthy bite out of your fortune--because wealth is earned in a context (society) and we have decided that WE (in some sense) ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER)
(interestingly, Bill Gates agrees with the "death tax."

I would have us build bicycle/handcart trails crisscrossing america. Something like the Applachian trail and the Pacific crest trail. (riding a bike across america would quickly become a rite of passage)
I would re-invent the handcart (M.I.T. students decades ago designed a hobo handcart with all the amenities of a good life built in-----shelter, bedding, cooking, bathroom, cleaning) The Mormon Handcart caravans of the 19th century proved it can be done. Shopping carts are pathetically inadequate---wheels too small--and they are stolen property) See the hit movie The Soloist to update yourself on the importance of handcarts to the 90,000 homeless people in the Las Angeles area. One critical thing I would build in would be security measures to protect ones "stuff". With a good cart one can be mobile and clean and comfortable.
I would create thousands of places LIKE THE SLABS for the handcart/bicycle nomads to camp---FOR FREE.
France has paved the way with laws allowing a night's camp on any farm. (I'm told) Phoenix, Az experimented with such a camp. Portland, Or created DIGNITY VILLAGE where the homeless have created a miniature self governing city. Santa Barbara, Ca (surprise) now provides free safe places for overnight camping. My readers might like to know about the SADHUs of India--a common and accepted AND SUPPORTED class of wanderers.
That's my plan to handle the approximately 1% of our population who by choice, accident or fate
"DONT FIT IN" (great poem by Robert Service: The Men Who Don't Fit In) Improperly handled, they are an expensive pain in the ass. Properly respected and inexpensively provided for they may surprise us like the hippies or the Cajuns did by enriching our culture.

Friday, 5 June 2009

A LOST SOUL?

TRUDGING (LITERALLY) DOWN THE HIGHWAY OF LIFE

Would you rescue this sad lady? ---pictured here flopping along in house slippers 20 miles south of Gold Beach, Oregon on busy highway 101, dragging a shopping cart with all her possessions.
I maneuvered to get this surreptitious picture through my window.
She approached and posed for this shot, flashing the "peace" sign. I had a quick silent debate with myself--- knowing she smells bad----but that she has 20 hard dangerous miles to trudge---And I could have her there in 30 minutes---AND GET THE STORY!
Easy enough to put her stuff in my trailer. But reminding myself that every good deed will be punished. (that is the conclusion of the book: ( Victim, Rescuer, Persecutor Syndrome-----bottom line: As the drama progress these three will shift roles; the victim will become a persecutor; the rescuer a victim) Knowing this to be fact, I still occasionally rescue, and take my punishment. We all have a need to give.
As I was loading, this wierd thing fell out. It is a flattened,dried up, no longer smelly, skunk pelt. She seemed a bit embarassed that she would keep such a thing and seeing my face as it fell, said "we can leave that here." I left it there not making an issue of it but have since thought a bit about it. Imagine as I will, I can get no intuitive grip on why she would want it. Somebody help me understand.
In Gold Beach, shopping cart reloaded, she smiled a toothless goodbye. I watched as she shuffled away in her pink houseslippers. Then unseen and with binoculars I watched her settle for the night in a patch of woods, dragging and jerking her cart till both were out of sight. Then I went inside my cozy rig and cried.

I gathered myself, drove a few miles and settled in a lovely spot beside the Rogue river to consider what I had learned, Here's the Story she told: Her father is a college professor---they've not spoken in 2 years. She gets $600 a month SSI but lives full time on the road, sleeping in the bushes. Her dog died recently and is sorely missed. She still carries his dish (note rear of cart) She is making her way to the Rainbow Family Festival in New Mexico July,1-7. Last night a ranger found her in the woods and gave her a warning ticket for her fire. She was heating beans. Her hands were dirty, the left one badly skinned---said she fell. I estimate the weight of her accumulated stuff at 100 lbs in two bags. I've had some thoughts about this unlovely but heartbreaking lady and the estimated million like her which I will share in another blog.








Wednesday, 3 June 2009

TAMPERING WITH INNOCENTS PART 2

THE KING OF KODGERS RAILS AGAINST THE INDOCTRINATION OF CHILDREN
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Four thoroughly indoctrinated youths. Mind-bent---robbed of a real choice---prisoners of a culture. Yes, they are far better off than street gang youths but far short of the Joyful. wholesome creative openness of unindoctrinated kids. Unless they escape their indoctrination, they have no chance at becoming a scientist or any other occupation on the frontiers of human knowledge.
In response to lots of calls and e-mails, I've agreed to present one of the controversial poems I read to them: THE RELIGION WAREHOUSE. I begin with the introduction to that poem from my book: ALL OVER THE MAP
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What if all the religions of the world were forced somehow to compete on a level playin field? Perhaps a world weary of religious strife finally traced the problem to its roots: the indoctrination of children? And what if that were made illegal? Parents could still share VALUES with their children but not DOCTRINES. Children would reach the age of 12 or so with their minds more open. And when they demonstrated sufficient mental competence and curiosity, they would be allowed to visit-----
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THE RELIGION WAREHOUSE
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Kids are gathered outside at eight,
Doors are opened at nine.
They are here to sample religions of the world,
All strung out in a line.
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Row upon row, every living faith
Represented in spacious booths.
And every booth has people anxious
To share their"eternal truths."
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They have pamphlets and films and all 27
Major "holy books,"
The Bible, The Koran, The Bagavad Gita.
Every kid's invited to look.
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As they wander up and down the aisles.
Believers of every bent
Urge the children into their booths.
Like barkers at a side show tent.
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The Christian section has 200 booths,
Each with a different slant
On God, salvation, Jesus and heaven
That they wish to implant.
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There are 9 different versions of Islam,
Six different kinds of Jews,
A host of Buddhist sects,
A hundred types of Hindus.
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The new age section is replete
With people pushing "spiritual" stuff;
Smiley faced believers in a thousand things,
Like crystals and superstitious fluff.
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The American Indians drummed up a crowd
With dancers adorned with feathers,
Truly believing that shamans can heal
And Kachinas can change the weather.
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Cults took up a whole wall--
Gurus of every stripe,
Dominating tyrants trolling
For the total submission type.
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The atheist booth had scrappy folks.
dead sure in their conclusion
That religion is the opiate of the people,
A dumb and deadly illusion.
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Agnostics had a cheerful booth
With banners above and below.
The upper one said, "keep an open mind,"
The lower said "Nobody knows."
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The Mormons were talking 'bout golden books.
The Quakers pushed peace and hope.
The Amish urged us back to the land.
Catholics said obey the Pope.
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Back in the corner were Unitarians.
Of all the churches most odd;
The only church that didn't claim
To have a message from God.
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Muslims were a backward lot,
Their religion frozen in time;
Their nations ruled by autocrats,
Their women treated like slime.
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Voodoo believers sacrificed chickens;
Spiritualist summoned ghosts.
Urantia folks told of flying saucers;
Tantrics urged sex uppermost.
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On and on the religions stretched;
Children came and went untill
In a day or a year, their minds were clear,
Or perhaps just had their fill.
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Then back to the world having chosen
"truths" that suited their taste.
Most took bits from several faiths,
With a job of "cut and paste."
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Gone was arrogance and dogmatism.
Their study of religion and history
Lets them tolerate ambiguity,
embrace the human mystery.
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In a few short years religious wars ceased;
All nations made a truce;
Every civilized person now agrees:
Indoctrination is child abuse.
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Freedom to choose your religion
Is a universal human right.
Parents stopped laying their"trip" on kids,
And the world sleeps better at night.